the giant snakehunt.

Watching: In Search of the Giant Anaconda

Wonders: What could possess this guy to hold that snake?

quotelove: And I wear red lipstick and a black strapless dress. Like a
rockstar Cinderella.–-Natalie Lloyd-


Hello Out There

    I hope you are somewhere out there chilling in your jammies with a cup of hot tea, just like me. Because honestly this is great. Other than the snake part of my night. Snakes are weird and major creepy. And I know that this is mean, but I just wish that these retards that mess with these snakes would get bit. Okay so now I have to tell you about Wednesday. Here I am, exausted, trying to rack up a few precious hours of sleep before the directtv guy shows up. Of course mom wakes me up at 8 to wait on him.. he didnt get there until after 11. So Im upstairs trying to stay out of the guys way, when he comes upstairs and says..



Mr. Direct man: Emily.

And I was like.. um yeah?

Mr. Direct man: Do you have a pet snake?

Me: ... noooo.

Mr. Direct man: um, well, did you know you have a snake in your basement?

Me: Excuse me?

Mr. Direct man: you have a snake in your basement.

Me: One more time. (I could hear him.. I think.)

Mr. Direct man: there is a snake down there.

Me: OH MY... Jesus take the wheel.. umm.. no I sure didnt know that.

Mr. Direct man: oh well yeah you do. Hes a big one.

Me: oh Jesus help me. Well thanks for telling me.



    So, not knowing what to do, I call dad while Mr. Direct man goes outside to rig up some capturing mechanism. So I tell dad and he says that hell take care of it.. when he gets home. And the only thing he requests is to not tell mom under any circumstance. So all is well and good. He couldnt catch the snake, but it crawled under the bathtub where it couldnt hurt anyone. So here I am.. all okay and what not.. and then Mr. Direct man walks upstairs.



Mr. Direct man: Emily?

Me: yes?

Mr. Direct man: um you know that snake?

Me: um, yeah did it come back?

Mr. Direct man: maybe.

Me: maybe?

Mr. Direct man: well it was either that one or another one.

Me: (squeeking) another one?

Mr. Direct man: Yeah

Me: Where is it?

Mr. Direct man: in the ceiling over your closet.

Me: WHAT?!?!

Mr. Direct man: Oh yeah, I tried to get it, but I couldnt

Me: Oh MY GOSH! SPAWN OF SATAN. GET THEE HENCE.

Mr. Direct man: (looking at me weird) um.. I think you need to know something worse.

Me: What could be worse?

Mr. Direct man: Well there is a hole in your ceiling the size of its head, and well it can squeeze through anywhere its head can.

ME: ... anything else bearer of bad news?

Mr. Direct man: well...

Me: Yes?

Mr. Direct man: Its pretty fat.. theres a large possibility that it is pregnant.

Me: *o* ( that was my face. Literally)



    Good news though. He also said that my room was way too cold for the snake to even bother. But I swear, if that thing crawls its way into bed with me.. im moving out. HAHA (:

Just so everyone knows, I have to be up, showered, make-uped, beautiful, and on the road by 7:30am. And I was like... whoa nelly, hold the horse! So, its 2am and I think I'm getting up at 5:30. No biggie I don't need sleep. Haha. What in the world is going on tomorrow you might ask… My sister Katie is performing at cheerleading camp, and me and Nicole get the gift of going to pick her up at Tennessee Tech. You think that I am complaining, but I assure you that is not the case. Im excited. Like no joke. Basically for four reasons. 1. I love to travel. (like no kidding man. Just getting in the car and going somewhere makes my day. I couldnt be happier.) 2. One word. STARBUCKS! (yum) 3. Taco bell (: 4. I dont have to spend all day cleaning. (:

So basically other than the giant snake holing up in my ceiling, its been a great week and now Im prepared to start a brand new week.

AND I HAVE AWESOME NEWS. SOMEONE HAS TAKEN OVER CLEANING THE CHURCH UNTIL SEPTEMBER. (:

YAYNESS. I have Saturdays back now.



Anyways (: if you are looking for a good short story (: go here. (:
Natalie's Story (: Ashes READ IT! its good (:



Otherwise.. Ill see you next time (: Im going to bed.

Love like the Rain.

emily ann